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The Scene
Stockmarket
(Another SO WHAT? article by Fester,
dedicated to Abnormalia! Now Marcio,
you can fill Scenarium with an article
about why we fill SH with comments on
why you fill Scenarium with an article
about why we fill... Another 7 lines
filled.)
"Oh my god, I've never seen something
like this before! Thousands of
brokers are running up and down all
over the place, the phonelines are
red-hot, it's total panic here. Yes,
ladies and gentlemen, the gossips of
Lemon.'s sudden blow up has reached
the world just minutes ago, and the
market is already in total motion!
The Lemon. stocks are down to...
yes, believe me.. down to 25! It was
at 58 this morning! I can't believe
this, everyone is selling! This is
Fester of Absolute! live from the
market for Scene-N-N's Market Watch."
Why not? What if the scene had a
stockmarket? Just, for a moment,
let's play with this idea, and see
what consequences would it have...
All the news would spread ultra-fast,
and would have huge effects on us..
And so on.. And seeing all the untrue
news nowadays the scene stock would be
very funny, indeed. Just imagine:
@IPcityC
- Frogs and Balance melted, BLC stocks
down at the beginning, but after every
Upstream it rises like hell!
- Lemon. died, so did hundreds of
guys who have just bought Lemon.
shares with all their money.
- RAW staff joins Spaceballs! PMC is
looking forward to a big agony, while
Spaceballs stocks become one of the
bests.
Editors would be very successful
market-gurus, as they are collecting
all the news and gossips first. And
how important releases would get!
Melon with their unpopular demos would
be low, while Sanity would rise after
every release... And groups would
feel an instant reaction on their
demos: demo reviews would be
unnecessary, the stock would tell
what's good or bad...
The Eurochart would get a whole new
meaning. It would be a daily release
with all the market positions, charts,
statistics, etc... Estrup would go
nuts I guess...
Of course we would also have a
Dow-Jones with the shares of Sanity,
Melon, Kefrens, Spaceballs, Virtual
Dreams, etc.
But what would be the point? First we
would have disks as credits, but after
some time, the holy shit - MONEY would
control the scene!
Is that what we want? Guess not...
@IPtechC